Fundie News Flash: Christians Don't Sin! (So You Should Convert!)

Over the next couple of days I'll recount all the joy, drama, ridiculousness (perhaps on my part as well?) and childlike fun of mature religious debate (did I just type that?) as enabled by the wonders of the FACEBOOK WALL!

I thought I'd begin with the end, however: my conclusion, extracted from that fun little exchange.  That is: 

CHRISTIANS ARE INCAPABLE OF BEING ASSHOLES
...
or perhaps...

IF YOU ARE ONE, YOU AREN'T ONE!

Hope you enjoy, and keep reading.
Peter

6 comments:

Al said...

Lucky thing that:
--pride isn't a sin, and neither is
--lying (stretching or twisting the truth).

That way the people who say that Christians haven't been guilty of those 10 things aren't sinning by saying that.

So, Christians are still perfect. Yea!!!!!!

Chris Ledgerwood said...

I feel so much better now, thanks!!!!

Eruesso said...

Peter-

Halfway through the video I thought you were going to pull out a chalkboard and outline your list and thought process on the sins of Christians Glenn Beck style.

In the next video, perhaps?

J. E. Porter said...

Ha ha ha! Thank you. This made my day.

Luke said...

yay! let us rejoice that are poo don't stink! cause that's exactly the opposite of what Jesus called us to!

i never understand that rational. maybe i do, i just don't want to. the first words Jesus said to kick off his ministry in Mark is "repent and believe the kingdom is at hand." i don't think it's a one time thing, but a constant state of repenting and trying to believe the kingdom is at hand with all the crap that's going down in the world.

great post, loved the video! loved the music effects, and is your cat named God or Dod? missed that.

Peter said...

Dot ;) He's a boy, but he came that way. He'd already been returned to the shelter twice, and we didn't have the heart to change it. Our other cat is "Karl." He came that way too. Poor bastards.

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