"NO ONE TOLD ME WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WEAR PANTS!"
"Never, ever call me that dirty word! I'll show you conservative..."
"this is a republican banquet?"
"Did he just double dip that chip?"
Whaddaya mean, Battlestar Galactica is over?
Wait...I thought that was chicken...
Ah haha! Love it!Ira, I actually almost wrote that SAME ONE!
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'THIS IS FOLGERS DECAFFEINATED CRYSTALS???!!!'"
Crap, put my suggestion on the wrong forum. "Ok, there is definitely something wrong with that man's hands...".
Are you taking MY picture?
'WTF! Pat Robertson is the keynote speaker? He's gonna present me my award?! He can shove it where the sun don't shine!'
I was trying to come up with something along the lines of Cinderella at 11:59 pm, coach about to turn into a pumpkin, etc. etc., but I totally vote for Adele's line. (and bow to her superior wit.)
what is Kanye West doing on the stage?
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