Conclusive Evidence: Jesus Was A Shark!

I've been saying for years that the Christology-debate has left out an important component: Jesus was fully God, fully human, and fully shark.

At last! Conclusive evidence has proved that sharks can and do procreate through virgin birth:

ScienceDaily.com reports...

Scientists have confirmed the second-ever case of a “virgin birth” in a shark, indicating once again that female sharks can reproduce without mating and raising the possibility that many female sharks have this incredible capacity...

The phenomenon of “virgin birth” occurs when a baby is conceived without male sperm having first fertilized the female’s eggs, and has been proven in some bony fish, amphibians, reptiles, and birds. In the type of parthenogenesis seen in these sharks, known as automictic parthenogenesis, the newly forming pup acquires one set of chromosomes when the mother's chromosomes split during egg development. But instead of uniting with similarly split chromosomes from sperm, as occurs in sexual reproduction, the mother’s set is paired with a copy of itself...

Click here to read more. Soon, I'll uncover proof that Paul the Apostle was a blowfish (we all suspected it).

1 comment:

James said...

I can not wait till God-Man-Shark finally defeats man-bear-pig at then end of days. That will be a sight for the ages.

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